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THE SIMPSONS

I Choo Choo Choose You | VALENTINE'S CARD

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Have you ever met someone you’d Choo Choo Choose? Or perhaps you’d like to just Bee friends? Well before you make plans to grow up and marry that person, perhaps you should first break the ice with one of these hilarious new officially-licensed Simpsons Valentines Cards! This amazing collection features both of the cards Lisa gives to Ralph in the iconic I Love Lisa from The Simpsons' fourth season. 

Here we have the “I Choo-Choo Choose You” card that Lisa first gives to Ralph when she notices he’s sad and lonely on Valentine’s Day. This screen-accurate replica isn’t just rectangle shaped like an average card, its unique shape is designed to look just as it appears in the show. It even says “Choo-Choo Choose”… and there’s a picture of a train. Nice gag, right?

To top this off, it comes complete with an EXCLUSIVE envelope that boasts the design of Ralph’s actual Valentine’s Day box from the episode, which was unfortunately left empty until Lisa came to the rescue. Most importantly, for the first-time ever, these cards are Officially Licensed!

Officially Licensed Product ~ The Simpsons
PRODUCT DETAILS

Have you ever met someone you’d Choo Choo Choose? Or perhaps you’d like to just Bee friends? Well before you make plans to grow up and marry that person, perhaps you should first break the ice with one of these hilarious new officially-licensed Simpsons Valentines Cards! This amazing collection features both of the cards Lisa gives to Ralph in the iconic I Love Lisa from The Simpsons' fourth season. 

Here we have the “I Choo-Choo Choose You” card that Lisa first gives to Ralph when she notices he’s sad and lonely on Valentine’s Day. This screen-accurate replica isn’t just rectangle shaped like an average card, its unique shape is designed to look just as it appears in the show. It even says “Choo-Choo Choose”… and there’s a picture of a train. Nice gag, right?

To top this off, it comes complete with an EXCLUSIVE envelope that boasts the design of Ralph’s actual Valentine’s Day box from the episode, which was unfortunately left empty until Lisa came to the rescue. Most importantly, for the first-time ever, these cards are Officially Licensed!

Officially Licensed Product ~ The Simpsons
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AUSTRALIA >UNDER $99 - $7.95,OVER $99 - FREE
EXPRESS POST > UP TO 500GM - $8.95,501GM TO 1KG - $10.95,OVER 10KG - $13.95

 NEW ZEALAND >UNDER $89 - $14.95, OVER $149 AUD / $165 NZD - FREE,EXPRESS - $24.95
  FAST DELIVERY - ORDER BEFORE 2PM FOR SAME DAY DISPATCH
  CLICK & COLLECT AVAILABLE FROM OURWINDSOR WAREHOUSE
  ALL ORDERS SENT WITH FULL TRACKING
FREE INSURANCE - All orders that select 'Signature on Delivery' during checkout receive Free Insurance, so if anything happens during transit with your order it will be 100% replaced!

Visit our Postage Page for more information >> HERE
RETURN POLICY


  30 DAY RETURN GUARANTEE
   You can return your item for a REFUND or STORE CREDIT
   ALL items can be returned EXCEPT : Final Sale Items plus underwear, bodysuits, wigs, swimwear, contact lenses, face masks, bodysuits, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics and opened hair dye, due to Australian health & hygiene regulations. Please note we follow all ACCC requirements & refunds/exchanges will be given on all faulty items not already stated in the description.
  Gift cards & YouPay Orders can not be returned and are not redeemable for cash.
  To Return items, simply post them back to us or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Windsor, Queensland.
Visit our RETURNS Page for more information >> HERE 
SIZING + INFO

As the episodes came along we fell in love with all of the characters, even Mr Burns. With copious amounts of adventure, happiness, sadness, laughter and tears, The Simpsons have become a ritual for families all over the world.

With The Simpsons television series came comic books, movies, video games and even board games all dedicated to the slightly dysfunctional family we all have come to love. With Cluedo, Scrabble, Monopoly, Operation and The Game Of Life all creating versions of their games surrounding The Simpsons. There is even two simulation rides at Universal Studios in Orlando and Hollywood, introduced in May 2008 which takes you through a simulation in which you start out following The Simpsons on a rickety roller coaster, with all sorts of accidents, lucky landings and terrible destruction.

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The Simpsons is an iconic household name and have been for almost 30 years! The Simpsons were introduced to the world by Matt Groening on December 17th 1989, when the first episode called "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" aired on the Fox network for over 13 million people to see. With each episode lasting between 21 and 24 minutes each, and over 650 episodes within 31 seasons, The Simpsons have since become a billion-dollar merchandising company, with over 500 companies licensed to use The Simpsons characters in their advertising.

With all of the love and affection we here at Beserk have for this kooky family, come merchandise that you can use to show off that undying appreciation for them. No matter who you resonate with, Bart, Lisa, Homer, Marge, The Flanders, Barney and Moe, Mr Burns, Comic Book guy or even Santa's Little Helper, you'll find something to ease your cravings.

We have something for everyone, whether you've been watching them since day one, or you're only fresh to them, take a look around and you'll find exactly what you're looking for!

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The Simpsons is an iconic household name and have been for almost 30 years! The Simpsons were introduced to the world by Matt Groening on December 17th 1989, when the first episode called "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" aired on the Fox network for over 13 million people to see. With each episode lasting between 21 and 24 minutes each, and over 650 episodes within 31 seasons, The Simpsons have since become a billion-dollar merchandising company, with over 500 companies licensed to use The Simpsons characters in their advertising.

With all of the love and affection we here at Beserk have for this kooky family, come merchandise that you can use to show off that undying appreciation for them. No matter who you resonate with, Bart, Lisa, Homer, Marge, The Flanders, Barney and Moe, Mr Burns, Comic Book guy or even Santa's Little Helper, you'll find something to ease your cravings.

We have something for everyone, whether you've been watching them since day one, or you're only fresh to them, take a look around and you'll find exactly what you're looking for!

As the episodes came along we fell in love with all of the characters, even Mr Burns. With copious amounts of adventure, happiness, sadness, laughter and tears, The Simpsons have become a ritual for families all over the world.

With The Simpsons television series came comic books, movies, video games and even board games all dedicated to the slightly dysfunctional family we all have come to love. With Cluedo, Scrabble, Monopoly, Operation and The Game Of Life all creating versions of their games surrounding The Simpsons. There is even two simulation rides at Universal Studios in Orlando and Hollywood, introduced in May 2008 which takes you through a simulation in which you start out following The Simpsons on a rickety roller coaster, with all sorts of accidents, lucky landings and terrible destruction.



  30 DAY RETURN GUARANTEE
   You can return your item for a REFUND or STORE CREDIT
   ALL items can be returned EXCEPT : Final Sale Items plus underwear, bodysuits, wigs, swimwear, contact lenses, face masks, bodysuits, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics and opened hair dye, due to Australian health & hygiene regulations. Please note we follow all ACCC requirements & refunds/exchanges will be given on all faulty items not already stated in the description.
  Gift cards & YouPay Orders can not be returned and are not redeemable for cash.
  To Return items, simply post them back to us or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Windsor, Queensland.
Visit our RETURNS Page for more information >> HERE 

FREE DELIVERY - ORDERS OVER $99
AUSTRALIA WIDE

AUSTRALIA >UNDER $99 - $7.95,OVER $99 - FREE
EXPRESS POST > UP TO 500GM - $8.95,501GM TO 1KG - $10.95,OVER 10KG - $13.95

 NEW ZEALAND >UNDER $89 - $14.95, OVER $149 AUD / $165 NZD - FREE,EXPRESS - $24.95
  FAST DELIVERY - ORDER BEFORE 2PM FOR SAME DAY DISPATCH
  CLICK & COLLECT AVAILABLE FROM OURWINDSOR WAREHOUSE
  ALL ORDERS SENT WITH FULL TRACKING
FREE INSURANCE - All orders that select 'Signature on Delivery' during checkout receive Free Insurance, so if anything happens during transit with your order it will be 100% replaced!

Visit our Postage Page for more information >> HERE

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Christopher Rocuant
Will choose choo choose berserk again

Great card. Arrived in excellent condition. It was packed well to avoid damage. Great delivery time too. Couldn't be happier

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Gem
I Choo Choo Choose this card ❤️

Such a cute card 🙌great quality love itttt !! ❤️❤️

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Omg I lovelovelove this!!! 😍🤩🫶🏼

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