Simpsons | Stonecutters Sacred Parchment WALL BANNER

Simpsons | Stonecutters Sacred Parchment WALL BANNER
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CODE: IKO1517

"And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs..."

Who wants an officially licensed Stonecutters Sacred Parchment Satin Banner? WE DOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Homer The Great is one of the most iconic episodes of The Simpsons of all time. It sees Homer join Springfield’s most exclusive club, The Stonecutters, where it’s discovered that he’s actually “The Chosen One”. Every Simpsons fan wants to be a Stonecutter, and now we can all be one step closer with this cromulent new officially licensed Stonecutters Sacred Parchment Banner from Ikon Collectables!

Measuring at a whopping 70cm x 120cm, this satin Stonecutters Banner is exactly like the Scared Parchment seen on the wall at the Stonceutters' Secret Headquarters in the episode. When this banner is on your wall, you'll immediately transform your man cave into your very own Stonecutters Headquarters.

No detail goes to waste, as the banner even includes the hilarious oath that every Stonecutters member must swear to when being initiated!

Size: 70cm x 120cm

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