Misfortune | PANIC CANDLE

Misfortune | PANIC CANDLE
Misfortune | PANIC CANDLE
PECHKEKS
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CODE: PK-4301001

Misfortune | PANIC CANDLE

Definitely the most unlucky light since the invention of fire. The Misfortune Panic Candle holds longer than your dreams!

The wick is included. You're welcome.

SIZE: 17cm high x 4.5 cm, burning time approx. 18 hours

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    Pechkeks have a small range of accessories such as cookies, balloons and more that display funny little messages on them! Their cookies are like a left hook: because you can be sure that they won’t predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. The messages are crude, truthful and direct – the glimpse into the future brutally honest and pessimistic. So you’re left with no choice but to take them with a sense of humour. And that means one thing is guaranteed: lots of fun!

    You can’t explain how much they hurt. But they’re also perfect for people who like to laugh, Who don't take life too seriously or don’t mind a dose of reality now and then. They are for friends who you really like. Or acquaintances who you can’t stand. And for any party that needs some added fun or any meal that could do with a bit more spice.

    You may know the type; someone for whom it never rains, but it pours, who puts their foot in it with every move they make and everything they touch turns to crap? These cookies are made for them. And for their polar opposite – Sunday’s child, the high-flyer who never puts a foot wrong and whom you’d love to take down a peg or two, in a relaxed, charming way, of course!

    And, enjoyed in company, are guaranteed to bring the greatest joy of all: joy at others’ misfortune. That’s not to everyone’s taste, but that only makes it funnier. All of which makes them the perfect little gift for any occasion when people want to have a laugh. At others and at themselves. That’s the best part: anyone who can do that (or learn to, fast), will always have something to laugh about.

    Grab Beserks Pechkeks range of black, dark humoured misfortune cookies. Get started with the fun today and don't miss out on making someone's day... worse! Just remember not to give these to the light-hearted. You have been warned, you will offend.

    We want you to be 100% happy with your purchases from Beserk,
    so we aim to make returns as easy as possible!

    XMAS RETURN EXTENSION - WE HAVE EXTENDED OUR RETURN GUARANTEE TO 60 DAYS FOR ALL ORDERS PLACED FROM THE 1ST DECEMBER to 25TH DECEMBER
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       You can return your item for an EXCHANGE, REFUND or STORE CREDIT
       ALL items can be returned EXCEPT underwear, swimwear, bodysuits, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics and opened hair dye, due to Australian hygiene regulations.
      To Return items, simply post them back to us or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Windsor, Queensland.
    Visit our RETURNS Page for more information >> HERE 

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