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NEW BLUEQ COLLECTION AT BESERK

Beserk now stocks a hilarious new range of homewares from Blue Q.

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"Proud designers and manufacturers of life-improving, joy-bringing products since 1988".

who's thirsty blueq

Every Blue Q oven mitt supports hunger relief programs throughout the world.

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The team at Blue Q are an odd bunch.

Blue Q has a motto that resounds with us at Beserk: "We just want you to be happy".

 

Browse our new items below:

 

I HATE EVERYONE | OVEN MITT



Our favorite part about this oven mitt is the two cute horsies, snacking and chatting up a storm, on the back. They're probably talking about what they're having for lunch. I mean, what else is there to talk about? Super-insulated.

MATERIALS: 100% cotton.

 

F@#KING DELICIOUS | OVEN MITT

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated.

MATERIALS: 100% cotton.

 

BITCHES GET STUFF DONE | OVEN MITT



We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! Super-insulated.

MATERIALS: 100% cotton.

 

BEAUTIFUL AND EAT A LOT | OVEN MITT



While we're listing accomplishments I'm really good at binge watching Netflix, too. Super-insulated.

MATERIALS: 100% cotton.

 

GET THE HELL OUT | DISH TOWEL



Nothing wrong with a little direct feedback in a pretty, super-absorbent package.

MATERIALS: 100% unbleached cotton.

 

CUTE LITTLE F@#KERS | DISH TOWEL



This towel is like the centre of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda F**ked Up. Super-absorbent.

MATERIALS: 100% unbleached cotton.

 

OOPS, I'M DRUNK | OVEN MITT



Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated.

MATERIALS: 100% cotton.

 

WINE TO WORK | CREW SOCKS LADIES



If you do decide to bring your wine to work today, which you definitely should, please wear a helmet or green, padded wig if you roller skate home tonight, which you definitely will.

SIZING: Fits women's shoe size 5-10.

MATERIALS: 49% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 3% spandex.

 

VIDEO GAME | CREW SOCKS MENS



Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Super Mario Brothers? We do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were trying to beat the last level of Candy Crush? We do.

SIZING: Men's shoe size 7-12.

MATERIALS: 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

 

MY CAT IS COOL | CREW SOCKS LADIES



Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But it was done, for you. And also because we really like cats.

SIZING: Women's shoe size 5-10.

MATERIALS: 51% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 1% spandex.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

 

I HATE EVERYONE | CREW SOCKS LADIES



If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this.

SIZING: Women's shoe size 5-10.

MATERIALS: 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 3% spandex.

PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.

 

LUNCH MONEY | COIN PURSE



100% super freaking cute! They can handle a wad of cash, peanut M&Ms, earrings... maybe even a couple of Jatz crackers!

MATERIALS: 95% post consumer recycled material.

SIZE: 3"h x 4"w

 

MEDICAL MARIJUANA | PENCIL CASE



Do you suffer from a love of the sticky green stuff? Then this is the bag for you! Do you have pencils? That'll work too.

MATERIALS: 95% post consumer recycled material.

SIZE: 4.25"h x 8.5"w

 

OCTOPUS | SHOULDER TOTE BAG



A friendly octopus? On a shoulder tote? With sturdy straps, a hefty zipper and a reinforced floor? Well, ahoy there, sailor! What's your name?

MATERIALS: 95% post consumer recycled material.

SIZE: 11"h x 15"w x 6.25"d

 

WEED MONEY | COIN PURSE



Might not be big enough but...it's a start.

MATERIALS: 95% post consumer recycled material.

SIZE: 3"h x 4"w

 

REALLY POSITIVE | BREATH SPRAY



What if you could have anything you wished for? Well you CAN. This breath spray instantly heightens your inner magnetism so that wonderful things can't help but come your way. It's like you're magic! Peppermint Flavour.

Size: 7.5 ml

 

INCREDIBLY HIGH | BREATH SPRAY



Directions for use: Spray on tongue then stand on head while breathing quickly into a plastic bag. After 3 minutes, stand up quickly and twirl, arms out, in a helicopter motion until product takes full effect. Mint Flavoured breath spray.

Size: 7.5 ml

Note: there are no real drugs in this product. If you actually believed that then you must already be stoned.

 

I LOVE YOU | SOAP



Sometimes you just gotta pet. The itch gets too itchy, like having a song stuck in your head or a sudden craving for fried pickles. You just can't think about anything else until you get what you want! And what I want is you. Forgive me, you're just too darn cute. Scented with gardenia and orange. Each bar is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base and essential oils.

Size: 5.1cm h x 7.6cm w x 1.9cm d

Weight: 56 g

 

HELLRAISER | SOAP



Never before hath Hell been raised quite like this. Scented with jasmine and lemon peel. Each bar is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base and essential oils.

Size: 5.1cm h x 7.6cm w x 1.9cm d

Weight: 56 g

 

CRAFTY CRAP | TIN BOX

Have you ever wanted a high-quality, vintage-inspired, generously-sized tin box decorated with a cat holding a glue gun? Well, today is your lucky day! For crafters as well as the crafty.

Size: 7.6cm h x 18.4cm w x 14cm d

 

CUTE BUT PSYCHO | GUM

Do these crooked pigtails make me look psycho? Good. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box.

 

NOT REALLY DRINKING ALONE | GUM

I've always really admired your ability to argue a point. 8 pieces of candy-coated, peppermint-flavored gum in each box.

 

HEY BITCHES | GUM

Let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio. 8 pieces of cinnamon flavoured gum in each box.

 

 

Beserk xx ❤️

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