Steven Rhodes | Everybody Croaks Vintage T-SHIRT [PREORDER]

PREORDER ITEM - 10 DAYS - We do not keep these items in stock, they are printed on demand and take approx. 10 Days to arrive to us. Any other items purchased with your PREORDER will be kept aside and sent together.

OFFICIALLY LICENSED PRODUCT

Ah yes existential dread, but make it fashion. The Steven Rhodes Everybody Croaks Black Vintage T-Shirt serves up black humour at its finest, with a side of frog-related fatalism. Because if there´s one universal truth we can all agree on it´s that we croak eventually. Might as well do it in style.

This tee pairs perfectly with your midlife crisis, your overcaffeinated nihilism, or your daily doom scroll. With vintage graphics, a delightfully dark punchline, and a soft, worn-in feel, it´s basically your personality in shirt form (if your personality is 70% sarcasm and 30% I laughed but now I´m concerned).

Soft. Slightly sinister. Surprisingly relatable.

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We want you to LOVE the items you get from Beserk!

• You can return your order within 30 DAYS for a REFUND, STORE CREDIT or EXCHANGE*
  *Sale items can be exchanged for STORE CREDIT Only.
• ALL items can be returned EXCEPT Final Sale products & those under Australian Health & Hygiene regulations [underwear, bodysuits, wigs, swimwear, contact lenses, face masks, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics, hair dye]
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• Gift Cards, Throne & YouPay Orders cannot be returned.  
• To Return items, simply post them back to us, or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Windsor, Queensland.

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0 - 500GM - $12.95
501GM - 1KG - $16.95
1KG - 2.5KG - $19.95
Over 2.5KG - Live Rates

NEW ZEALAND

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REST OF WORLD

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