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ARCHIE MCPHEE

Itty Bitty | CACTUS

Availability: In stock

or 4 payments of $3.73

That's one cute cactus!

These Itty Bitty Cacti are absolutely adorable, and like the real thing, require no watering! But don't be fooled by their size, these tiny cacti are full of intricate detail, showcasing our keen eye for cacti. Made of soft vinyl with vibrant flowers, complete with a realistic planter and tiny stones. Each order includes eight cacti in a variety of four unique styles.

Features:
  • Bag of eight Itty Bitty Cactus
  • Soft vinyl
  • Prickers not sharp

Size: 1-5/16" and 1-1/2” tall

Warning: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

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PRODUCT DETAILS

That's one cute cactus!

These Itty Bitty Cacti are absolutely adorable, and like the real thing, require no watering! But don't be fooled by their size, these tiny cacti are full of intricate detail, showcasing our keen eye for cacti. Made of soft vinyl with vibrant flowers, complete with a realistic planter and tiny stones. Each order includes eight cacti in a variety of four unique styles.

Features:
  • Bag of eight Itty Bitty Cactus
  • Soft vinyl
  • Prickers not sharp

Size: 1-5/16" and 1-1/2” tall

Warning: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

ARCHIE MCPHEE
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AUSTRALIA
FREE DELIVERY - ORDERS OVER $99
UNDER $99 - $8.95

EXPRESS POST
0 - 500GM - $9.95
501GM - 1KG - $12.95
OVER 10KG - $14.95


NEW ZEALAND
FREE DELIVERY
 -
 ORDERS OVER $199
UNDER $199 - $15.95
EXPRESS - $24.95

  FAST DELIVERY - ORDER BEFORE 2PM FOR SAME DAY DISPATCH
  CLICK & COLLECT AVAILABLE FROM OURWINDSOR WAREHOUSE
  ALL ORDERS SENT WITH FULL TRACKING

FREE INSURANCE - All orders that select 'Signature on Delivery' during checkout receive Free Insurance, so if anything happens during transit with your order it will be 100% replaced!

Visit our Postage Page for more information >> HERE
RETURN POLICY


  30 DAY RETURN GUARANTEE
   You can return your item for a REFUND or STORE CREDIT
   ALL items can be returned EXCEPT : Final Sale Items plus underwear, bodysuits, wigs, swimwear, contact lenses, face masks, bodysuits, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics and opened hair dye, due to Australian health & hygiene regulations. Please note we follow all ACCC requirements & refunds/exchanges will be given on all faulty items not already stated in the description.
  Gift cards & YouPay Orders can not be returned and are not redeemable for cash.
  To Return items, simply post them back to us or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Windsor, Queensland.
Visit our RETURNS Page for more information >> HERE 
SIZING + INFO

Live, laugh, joke, and punch a nun while wearing a horse mask and squirrel finger puppets. Accoutrements make air fresheners, as well as all the 'Crazy Cat Lady' products you could ever poke a stick at: socks, board games, edibles and mints, colouring books and even band aids. Both old and new treasures alike exist to surprise and freak out those people in your life that are difficult to buy presents for. Archie McPhee may not be entirely practical, but really, who cares? This is pop culture at its most absurd. Giant novelty pencil? Human tooth model kit? No explanation necessary.

BRAND INFO
Archie McPhee supply awesome stuff to awesome people! For over 30 years Accoutrements have provided the world with amazing quirky products that provoke, challenge, confuse and entertain.

Makers of the best and weirdest toys and novelties, including the famous Horse Mask! Rubber chickens, unicorns, cats, finger hands, strange and quirky pins, Christmas cards, stationery, patches, stress balls in all sorts of bizarre iterations, socks, scarves, can coolers, rubber animal masks, squirrels, bacon and meat, zombies and monsters, Cthulhu, Charles Darwin, funny fez's - it's all here for your abnormal perusal.

Whether it's for the home, outdoors, the office or just an accessory for yourself or a gift for a special friend, there are no bland and boring products here. Accoutrements produce impractical things we love in an original way, to make a strange life a little bit better.

Located in Seattle Washington, the owner of Archie McPhee Accoutrements (Mark Pahlow) started the business selling rubber lizards and other crazy things out of his house in L.A. People simply couldn't get enough of his junk! If you have ever asked yourself "Who would buy this?" then the answer is, anyone with a quirk for the quirky.

Enjoy the insanity and get shopping with us here at Beserk!

CONTACT BESERK

Please contact us with any questions. We will reply asap!

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Archie McPhee supply awesome stuff to awesome people! For over 30 years Accoutrements have provided the world with amazing quirky products that provoke, challenge, confuse and entertain.

Makers of the best and weirdest toys and novelties, including the famous Horse Mask! Rubber chickens, unicorns, cats, finger hands, strange and quirky pins, Christmas cards, stationery, patches, stress balls in all sorts of bizarre iterations, socks, scarves, can coolers, rubber animal masks, squirrels, bacon and meat, zombies and monsters, Cthulhu, Charles Darwin, funny fez's - it's all here for your abnormal perusal.

Whether it's for the home, outdoors, the office or just an accessory for yourself or a gift for a special friend, there are no bland and boring products here. Accoutrements produce impractical things we love in an original way, to make a strange life a little bit better.

Located in Seattle Washington, the owner of Archie McPhee Accoutrements (Mark Pahlow) started the business selling rubber lizards and other crazy things out of his house in L.A. People simply couldn't get enough of his junk! If you have ever asked yourself "Who would buy this?" then the answer is, anyone with a quirk for the quirky.

Enjoy the insanity and get shopping with us here at Beserk!

Live, laugh, joke, and punch a nun while wearing a horse mask and squirrel finger puppets. Accoutrements make air fresheners, as well as all the 'Crazy Cat Lady' products you could ever poke a stick at: socks, board games, edibles and mints, colouring books and even band aids. Both old and new treasures alike exist to surprise and freak out those people in your life that are difficult to buy presents for. Archie McPhee may not be entirely practical, but really, who cares? This is pop culture at its most absurd. Giant novelty pencil? Human tooth model kit? No explanation necessary.



  30 DAY RETURN GUARANTEE
   You can return your item for a REFUND or STORE CREDIT
   ALL items can be returned EXCEPT : Final Sale Items plus underwear, bodysuits, wigs, swimwear, contact lenses, face masks, bodysuits, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics and opened hair dye, due to Australian health & hygiene regulations. Please note we follow all ACCC requirements & refunds/exchanges will be given on all faulty items not already stated in the description.
  Gift cards & YouPay Orders can not be returned and are not redeemable for cash.
  To Return items, simply post them back to us or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Windsor, Queensland.
Visit our RETURNS Page for more information >> HERE 


AUSTRALIA
FREE DELIVERY - ORDERS OVER $99
UNDER $99 - $8.95

EXPRESS POST
0 - 500GM - $9.95
501GM - 1KG - $12.95
OVER 10KG - $14.95


NEW ZEALAND
FREE DELIVERY
 -
 ORDERS OVER $199
UNDER $199 - $15.95
EXPRESS - $24.95

  FAST DELIVERY - ORDER BEFORE 2PM FOR SAME DAY DISPATCH
  CLICK & COLLECT AVAILABLE FROM OURWINDSOR WAREHOUSE
  ALL ORDERS SENT WITH FULL TRACKING

FREE INSURANCE - All orders that select 'Signature on Delivery' during checkout receive Free Insurance, so if anything happens during transit with your order it will be 100% replaced!

Visit our Postage Page for more information >> HERE

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