Emergency Chicken | NOISEMAKER
FREE SHIPPING OVER $129
2PM SAME DAY DISPATCH
FAST & EASY RETURNS
CLICK & COLLECT READY IN 1 HOUR
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency!
Looking for a fun solution to a fowl morning? Look no further than the 3½" Emergency Chicken noisemaker! Whether you need a peep, cluck, morning crow, or squawk, this electronic device has got you covered. It's the perfect alternative to bringing an actual chicken to your next meeting - after all, their lack of pants may not fit in with your business casual dress code. Bonus: it comes with three LR44 batteries!
Features:- Electronic sound maker
- Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
- Peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk
- Batteries included
Size: 3-1/2"
ARCHIE MCPHEERETURN INFO
BESERK 30 DAY RETURN GUARANTEE ❤️
We have a hassle free & easy return system.
We want you to LOVE the items you get from Beserk!
- You can return your order within 30 DAYS for a REFUND, STORE CREDIT or EXCHANGE*
*Sale items can be exchanged for STORE CREDIT Only. - ALL items can be returned EXCEPT Final Sale products & those under Australian Health & Hygiene regulations [underwear, bodysuits, wigs, swimwear, contact lenses, face masks, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics, hair dye]
- Faulty Items - please contact us at orders@beserk.com.au for a solution.
- Gift Cards, Throne & YouPay Orders cannot be returned.
- To Return items, simply post them back to us, or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Virginia, Queensland.
Visit our RETURNS Page for more information >> HERE⭐
DELIVERY + POSTAGE
♥️ FAST DELIVERY ~ Order before 2PM for SAME DAY DISPATCH
♥️ CLICK & COLLECT ~ Your order will be ready within 1 hour from our Virginia, QLD Warehouse
♥️ ALL ORDERS SENT WITH FULL TRACKING ~ Select your delivery preference at Checkout - 'Signature on Delivery' or 'Authority to Leave'
AUSTRALIA
❤︎ REGULAR POST
ORDERS OVER $129 - FREE DELIVERY
UNDER $129 - $9.95
❤︎ EXPRESS POST
0 - 500GM - $12.95
501GM - 1KG - $16.95
1KG - 2.5KG - $19.95
Over 2.5KG - Live Rates
NEW ZEALAND
❤︎ ORDERS OVER $229 - FREE DELIVERY
UNDER $199 - $19.95
EXPRESS - $29.95
REST OF WORLD
❤︎ Visit our Postage Page for International Rates
More info >> HERE
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