MORE BLUE Q! Posted on 2 Aug 10:09 , 0 comments
Beserk has a fresh new range of Blue Q products!
From the people who "just want you to be happy". We've added novelty gifts, edibles, kitchenware and even hilariously cute socks to our collection! Check them out below!
Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insulated.
Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us and be like, man, those people were so underdeveloped! Super-insulated.
MATERIALS: 100% cotton.
It's not eating alone if the cat is home. Cats are people too, whether they think so or not. Super-absorbent.
Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Super-absorbent.
I love you. I'm here for you. I'm sorry about all of the salads.
I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Super-absorbent.
MATERIALS: 100% unbleached cotton.
There comes a day in every pineapple's life when they cross their arms and tell it like it is. Today is that day.
Bad news in a cutie-pie, red dress and yellow shoe-clad, blue-eyed kitten package. It ain't really all that bad in the end.
SIZING: Women's shoe size 5-10.
MATERIALS: 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.
Who needs horoscopes when your future is literally ringing you up and telling you the good news? Wow! 8 pieces of fruit flavoured gum.
What did you think the secret ingredient was? Love?
No, bitch. It's me.
8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavoured gum in each box.
I heard that it's super easy to get a medical marijuana prescription when you're a sloth. 8 pieces of candy-coated, peppermint-flavored gum in each box.