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Misfortune Cookies! Black Cookies and Black Humour. These cookies are like a left hook: because you can be sure that they won’t predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. The messages are crude, truthful and direct – the glimpse into the future brutally honest and pessimistic. So you’re left with no choice but to take them with a sense of humour. And that means one thing is guaranteed: lots of fun!
You can’t explain how much they hurt. But they’re also perfect for people who like to laugh. Who don’t take life too seriously, or don’t mind a dose of reality now and then. They are for friends who you really like. Or acquaintances who you can’t stand. And for any party that needs some added fun, or any meal that could do with a bit more spice.
You may know the type; someone for whom it never rains, but it pours, who puts their foot in it with every move they make and everything they touch turns to crap? These cookies are made for them. And for their polar opposite – Sunday’s child, the high-flyer who never puts a foot wrong and whom you’d love to take down a peg or two, in a relaxed, charming way, of course!
And, enjoyed in company, are guaranteed to bring the greatest joy of all: joy at others’ misfortune. That’s not to everyone’s taste, but that only makes it funnier. All of which makes them the perfect little gift for any occasion when people want to have a laugh. At others and at themselves. That’s the best part: anyone who can do that (or learn to, fast), will always have something to laugh about.
Grab Beserks Pechkeks range of black, dark humoured misfortune cookies. Get started with the fun today and don't miss out on making someones day... worse! Just remember not to give these to the light hearted. You have been warned, you will offend.
You can’t explain how much they hurt. But they’re also perfect for people who like to laugh. Who don’t take life too seriously, or don’t mind a dose of reality now and then. They are for friends who you really like. Or acquaintances who you can’t stand. And for any party that needs some added fun, or any meal that could do with a bit more spice.
You may know the type; someone for whom it never rains, but it pours, who puts their foot in it with every move they make and everything they touch turns to crap? These cookies are made for them. And for their polar opposite – Sunday’s child, the high-flyer who never puts a foot wrong and whom you’d love to take down a peg or two, in a relaxed, charming way, of course!
And, enjoyed in company, are guaranteed to bring the greatest joy of all: joy at others’ misfortune. That’s not to everyone’s taste, but that only makes it funnier. All of which makes them the perfect little gift for any occasion when people want to have a laugh. At others and at themselves. That’s the best part: anyone who can do that (or learn to, fast), will always have something to laugh about.
Grab Beserks Pechkeks range of black, dark humoured misfortune cookies. Get started with the fun today and don't miss out on making someones day... worse! Just remember not to give these to the light hearted. You have been warned, you will offend.
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UP TO 500GM - $8.95
501GM TO 1KG - $9.95
OVER 1KG - $13.95
[Overnight or 2 days to remote areas]
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