Monsterpack [4 Pack] | MISFORTUNE COOKIES^

Monsterpack [4 Pack] | MISFORTUNE COOKIES^

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Monsterpack [4 Pack] | MISFORTUNE COOKIES

Misfortune : noun
- Bad Luck
- An unfortunate condition or event

All good things come in threes – that’s why these Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies come in fours. So be careful with them, because they will show no mercy.

Their tastiness may mislead you, but they really do have it in them. Some are merely mean, while others are downright wicked. It’s no coincidence that Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies are the same colour as their humour – pitch black, that is.

Unlike the pack of 13, the Monsterpack isn’t quite the full monty, so it only costs half – but it also only comes with half the laughs. But this big-mouthed pack of four does have one advantage: thanks to the handy little window, you get plenty of warning before all the monstrosities come your way. All that’s left to do is close your eyes and dig in.

Store in a cool dry place

INGREDIENTS: Wheat Flour, Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifying Agent: Soya Lecithins, Colour: Carbon, Rapeseed Oil, Flavouring, Salt, Raising Agent: Sodium Bicarbonate

100% Vegan & Cruelty-Free!

PECHKEKS GERMANY: They are for friends who you really like. Or acquaintances who you can’t stand.

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Monsterpack [4 Pack] | MISFORTUNE COOKIES

Misfortune : noun
- Bad Luck
- An unfortunate condition or event

All good things come in threes – that’s why these Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies come in fours. So be careful with them, because they will show no mercy.

Store in a cool dry place

INGREDIENTS: Wheat Flour, Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifying Agent: Soya Lecithins, Colour: Carbon, Rapeseed Oil, Flavouring, Salt, Raising Agent: Sodium Bicarbonate

100% Vegan & Cruelty-Free!

PECHKEKS GERMANY: They are for friends who you really like. Or acquaintances who you can’t stand.

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SIZING + INFO

You may know the type; someone for whom it never rains, but it pours, who puts their foot in it with every move they make and everything they touch turns to crap? These cookies are made for them. And for their polar opposite – Sunday’s child, the high-flyer who never puts a foot wrong and whom you’d love to take down a peg or two, in a relaxed, charming way, of course!

And, enjoyed in company, are guaranteed to bring the greatest joy of all: joy at others’ misfortune. That’s not to everyone’s taste, but that only makes it funnier. All of which makes them the perfect little gift for any occasion when people want to have a laugh. At others and at themselves. That’s the best part: anyone who can do that (or learn to, fast), will always have something to laugh about.

BRAND INFO

Pechkeks have a small range of accessories such as cookies, balloons and more that display funny little messages on them! Their cookies are like a left hook: because you can be sure that they won’t predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. The messages are crude, truthful and direct – the glimpse into the future brutally honest and pessimistic. So you’re left with no choice but to take them with a sense of humour. And that means one thing is guaranteed: lots of fun!

You can’t explain how much they hurt. But they’re also perfect for people who like to laugh, Who don't take life too seriously or don’t mind a dose of reality now and then. They are for friends who you really like. Or acquaintances who you can’t stand. And for any party that needs some added fun or any meal that could do with a bit more spice.

Grab Beserks Pechkeks range of black, dark humoured misfortune cookies. Get started with the fun today and don't miss out on making someone's day... worse! Just remember not to give these to the light-hearted. You have been warned, you will offend.