Misfortune | COOKIES [MONSTER 4 PACK]

Misfortune | COOKIES [MONSTER 4 PACK]
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Misfortune | COOKIES [MONSTER 4 PACK]

Misfortune : noun
- Bad Luck
- An unfortunate condition or event

All good things come in threes – that’s why these Pechkeks misfortune cookies come in fours. 

Hand a Misfortune Cookie over to one of your enemies and give them a piece of your mind... in the sweetest way possible!
These little black treats contain a glimpse into the future with crude, brutally honest and direct messages.
If you're looking for predictions of eternal love and wealth then turn around, because these cookies aren't for you.

Get one today and maybe don't leave the comfort and safety of your bed... just in case...

Four illustrations available

Store in a cool dry place

INGREDIENTS: Wheat Flour, Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Emulsifying Agent: Soya Lecithins, Colour: Carbon, Rapeseed Oil, Flavouring, Salt, Raising Agent: Sodium Bicarbonate

PECHKEKS GERMANY: They are for friends who you really like. Or acquaintances who you can’t stand.

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  • Misfortune Cookies! Black Cookies and Black Humour. These cookies are like a left hook: because you can be sure that they won’t predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. The messages are crude, truthful and direct – the glimpse into the future brutally honest and pessimistic. So you’re left with no choice but to take them with a sense of humour. And that means one thing is guaranteed: lots of fun!

    You can’t explain how much they hurt. But they’re also perfect for people who like to laugh. Who don’t take life too seriously, or don’t mind a dose of reality now and then. They are for friends who you really like. Or acquaintances who you can’t stand. And for any party that needs some added fun, or any meal that could do with a bit more spice.

    You may know the type; someone for whom it never rains, but it pours, who puts their foot in it with every move they make and everything they touch turns to crap? These cookies are made for them. And for their polar opposite – Sunday’s child, the high-flyer who never puts a foot wrong and whom you’d love to take down a peg or two, in a relaxed, charming way, of course!

    And, enjoyed in company, are guaranteed to bring the greatest joy of all: joy at others’ misfortune. That’s not to everyone’s taste, but that only makes it funnier. All of which makes them the perfect little gift for any occasion when people want to have a laugh. At others and at themselves. That’s the best part: anyone who can do that (or learn to, fast), will always have something to laugh about.

    Grab Beserks Pechkeks range of black, dark humoured misfortune cookies. Get started with the fun today and don't miss out on making someones day... worse! Just remember not to give these to the light hearted. You have been warned, you will offend.

    We want you to be 100% happy with your purchases from Beserk,
    so we aim to make returns as easy as possible!

      30 DAY RETURN GUARANTEE
       You can return your item for an EXCHANGE, REFUND or STORE CREDIT
       ALL items can be returned EXCEPT underwear, swimwear, bodysuits, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics and opened hair dye, due to Australian hygiene regulations.
      To Return items, simply post them back to us or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Windsor, Queensland.
    Visit our RETURNS Page for more information >> HERE 


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    501GM TO 1KG - $9.95
    OVER 1KG - $13.95
    [Overnight or 2 days to remote areas]

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    REST OF WORLD - NEW CHEAPER RATES!

     REGULAR - Delivery : Approx. 8 - 15 days*
    Up to 500gm - $16.95
    500gm to 1kg - $26.95
    1.1kg - 2kg - $36.95
    2.1kg - 3kg - $49.95
    over 3kg - $69.95

    EXPRESS  [Delivery : Approx. 2-4 days*]
    Up to 500gm - $26.95
    500gm to 1kg - $36.95
    1.1kg - 2kg - $46.95
    2.1kg - 3kg - $59.95
    over 3kg - $79.95

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