Emergency | CAT

Emergency | CAT
ACCOUTREMENTS
$9.95
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Availability: In stock

CODE: AC-12743

All the noises of an actual cat.

Us humans have always dreamt of being able to communicate with our cats. The Emergency Cat noise-maker includes four buttons with four different sounds—mew, meow, catfight and purr. Whether to communicate with your cat, or to annoy the neighbourhood cats, this is the purrrr-fect accessory. Batteries included.

Measurements: 3.5 inches. 

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            LOOSE RIDERS
          • Accoutrements supply awesome stuff to awesome people!  For over 30 years Accoutrements have provided the world with amazing quirky products that provoke, challenge, confuse and entertain. 

            Makers of the best and weirdest toys and novelties, including the famous Horse Mask! Rubber chickens, unicorns, cats, finger hands, strange and quirky pins, Christmas cards, stationery, patches, stress balls in all sorts of bizarre iterations, socks, scarves, can coolers, rubber animal masks, squirrels, bacon and meat, zombies and monsters, Cthulhu, Charles Darwin, funny fez's - it's all here for your abnormal perusal.

            Whether it's for the home, outdoors, the office or just an accessory for yourself or a gift for a special friend, there are no bland and boring products here. Accoutrements produce impractical things we love in an original way, to make a strange life a little bit better.

            Located in Seattle Washington, the owner of Archie McPhee Accoutrements (Mark Pahlow) started the business selling rubber lizards and other crazy things out of his house in L.A.  People simply couldn't get enough of his junk!  If you have ever asked yourself "Who would buy this?" then the answer is, anyone with a quirk for the quirky.

            Live, laugh, joke, and punch a nun while wearing a horse mask and squirrel finger puppets.  Accoutrements make air fresheners, as well as all the 'Crazy Cat Lady' products you could ever poke a stick at: socks, board games, edibles and mints, colouring books and even bandaids.

            Both old and new treasures alike exist to surprise and freak out those people in your life that are difficult to buy presents for.  Accoutrements may not be entirely practical, but really, who cares?  This is pop culture at its most absurd. Giant novelty pencil? Human tooth model kit?  No explanation necessary.

            Enjoy the insanity!


            We want you to be 100% happy with your purchases from Beserk,
            so we aim to make returns as easy as possible!

              30 DAY RETURN GUARANTEE
               You can return your item for an EXCHANGE, REFUND or STORE CREDIT
               ALL items can be returned EXCEPT underwear, swimwear, bodysuits, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics and opened hair dye, due to Australian hygiene regulations.
              To Return items, simply post them back to us or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Windsor, Queensland.
            Visit our RETURNS Page for more information >> HERE 


            AUSTRALIA - FREE DELIVERY - ALL ORDERS OVER $89

            REGULAR POST - UNDER $89 - $7.95
            EXPRESS POST - OVERNIGHT DELIVERY*
            UP TO 500GM - $8.95
            501GM TO 1KG - $9.95
            OVER 1KG - $13.95
            [Overnight or 2 days to remote areas]

            ~ Regular Post - Approx Delivery Time 1-7 business days - Sent by Australia Post
            ~ Express Post - *Overnight to 80% of Australia, areas outside of the Express Network take 2 days to arrive. To check if you are in this area visit the Australia Post website > HERE
            ~ Includes Tracking, Signature on Delivery option & Order Guarantee

            NEW ZEALAND - FREE DELIVERY - ALL ORDERS OVER $129

            UNDER $129 - $12.95
            EXPRESS Up to 500gm - $8.95
            501gm - 1kg - $9.95
            Over 1kg - $13.95  

            REST OF WORLD

             REGULAR [Delivery : Approx. 8 -20 days*]
            Up to 1kg - $29.95 - $39.95
            1kg - 2kg - $39.95 - $59.95
            2kg - 3kg - $69.95
            3kg - 5kg - $89.95
            over 5kg - $109.95

            EXPRESS  [Delivery : Approx. 2-4 days*]
            up to 1kg - $49.95 - $59.95
            1kg - 2kg - $69.95 - $79.95
            2kg - 3kg - $89.95 - $99.95
            3kg - 5kg - $119.95 - $129.95
            over 5kg - $149.95 - $169.95

              FAST DELIVERY - ORDER BEFORE 3PM FOR SAME DAY DISPATCH

              SELECT EXPRESS TO RECEIVE YOUR ORDER FAST!

              FREE PICKUP FROM OUR WINDSOR WAREHOUSE

              ALL ORDERS SENT WITH FULL TRACKING
            FREE INSURANCE - All orders that select 'Signature on Delivery' during checkout receive Free Insurance, so if anything happens during transit with your order it will be 100% replaced!

            Visit our Postage Page for more information >> HERE

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