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Archie Mcphee

Bacon | LIP BALM

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Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavour of bacon

Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavour all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips.

Because Bacon Lip Balm does not contain any actual bacon it makes an equally great gift for bacon lovers!

Features:

  • Soothing lip balm
  • Succulent bacon flavour
  • Keeps lips moist and meaty

  • Size: 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser

    ARCHIE MCPHEE
    PRODUCT DETAILS

    Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavour of bacon

    Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavour all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips.

    Because Bacon Lip Balm does not contain any actual bacon it makes an equally great gift for bacon lovers!

    Features:

  • Soothing lip balm
  • Succulent bacon flavour
  • Keeps lips moist and meaty

  • Size: 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser

    ARCHIE MCPHEE
    POSTAGE + DELIVERY


    AUSTRALIA
    FREE DELIVERY - ORDERS OVER $99
    UNDER $99 - $8.95

    EXPRESS POST
    0 - 500GM - $9.95
    501GM - 1KG - $12.95
    OVER 10KG - $14.95


    NEW ZEALAND
    FREE DELIVERY
     -
     ORDERS OVER $199
    UNDER $199 - $15.95
    EXPRESS - $24.95

      FAST DELIVERY - ORDER BEFORE 2PM FOR SAME DAY DISPATCH
      CLICK & COLLECT AVAILABLE FROM OURWINDSOR WAREHOUSE
      ALL ORDERS SENT WITH FULL TRACKING

    FREE INSURANCE - All orders that select 'Signature on Delivery' during checkout receive Free Insurance, so if anything happens during transit with your order it will be 100% replaced!

    Visit our Postage Page for more information >> HERE
    RETURN POLICY


      30 DAY RETURN GUARANTEE
       You can return your item for a REFUND or STORE CREDIT
       ALL items can be returned EXCEPT : Final Sale Items plus underwear, bodysuits, wigs, swimwear, contact lenses, face masks, bodysuits, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics and opened hair dye, due to Australian health & hygiene regulations. Please note we follow all ACCC requirements & refunds/exchanges will be given on all faulty items not already stated in the description.
      Gift cards & YouPay Orders can not be returned and are not redeemable for cash.
      To Return items, simply post them back to us or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Windsor, Queensland.
    Visit our RETURNS Page for more information >> HERE 
    SIZING + INFO

    Live, laugh, joke, and punch a nun while wearing a horse mask and squirrel finger puppets. Accoutrements make air fresheners, as well as all the 'Crazy Cat Lady' products you could ever poke a stick at: socks, board games, edibles and mints, colouring books and even band aids. Both old and new treasures alike exist to surprise and freak out those people in your life that are difficult to buy presents for. Archie McPhee may not be entirely practical, but really, who cares? This is pop culture at its most absurd. Giant novelty pencil? Human tooth model kit? No explanation necessary.

    BRAND INFO
    Archie McPhee supply awesome stuff to awesome people! For over 30 years Accoutrements have provided the world with amazing quirky products that provoke, challenge, confuse and entertain.

    Makers of the best and weirdest toys and novelties, including the famous Horse Mask! Rubber chickens, unicorns, cats, finger hands, strange and quirky pins, Christmas cards, stationery, patches, stress balls in all sorts of bizarre iterations, socks, scarves, can coolers, rubber animal masks, squirrels, bacon and meat, zombies and monsters, Cthulhu, Charles Darwin, funny fez's - it's all here for your abnormal perusal.

    Whether it's for the home, outdoors, the office or just an accessory for yourself or a gift for a special friend, there are no bland and boring products here. Accoutrements produce impractical things we love in an original way, to make a strange life a little bit better.

    Located in Seattle Washington, the owner of Archie McPhee Accoutrements (Mark Pahlow) started the business selling rubber lizards and other crazy things out of his house in L.A. People simply couldn't get enough of his junk! If you have ever asked yourself "Who would buy this?" then the answer is, anyone with a quirk for the quirky.

    Enjoy the insanity and get shopping with us here at Beserk!

    CONTACT BESERK

    Please contact us with any questions. We will reply asap!

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    Archie McPhee supply awesome stuff to awesome people! For over 30 years Accoutrements have provided the world with amazing quirky products that provoke, challenge, confuse and entertain.

    Makers of the best and weirdest toys and novelties, including the famous Horse Mask! Rubber chickens, unicorns, cats, finger hands, strange and quirky pins, Christmas cards, stationery, patches, stress balls in all sorts of bizarre iterations, socks, scarves, can coolers, rubber animal masks, squirrels, bacon and meat, zombies and monsters, Cthulhu, Charles Darwin, funny fez's - it's all here for your abnormal perusal.

    Whether it's for the home, outdoors, the office or just an accessory for yourself or a gift for a special friend, there are no bland and boring products here. Accoutrements produce impractical things we love in an original way, to make a strange life a little bit better.

    Located in Seattle Washington, the owner of Archie McPhee Accoutrements (Mark Pahlow) started the business selling rubber lizards and other crazy things out of his house in L.A. People simply couldn't get enough of his junk! If you have ever asked yourself "Who would buy this?" then the answer is, anyone with a quirk for the quirky.

    Enjoy the insanity and get shopping with us here at Beserk!

    Live, laugh, joke, and punch a nun while wearing a horse mask and squirrel finger puppets. Accoutrements make air fresheners, as well as all the 'Crazy Cat Lady' products you could ever poke a stick at: socks, board games, edibles and mints, colouring books and even band aids. Both old and new treasures alike exist to surprise and freak out those people in your life that are difficult to buy presents for. Archie McPhee may not be entirely practical, but really, who cares? This is pop culture at its most absurd. Giant novelty pencil? Human tooth model kit? No explanation necessary.



      30 DAY RETURN GUARANTEE
       You can return your item for a REFUND or STORE CREDIT
       ALL items can be returned EXCEPT : Final Sale Items plus underwear, bodysuits, wigs, swimwear, contact lenses, face masks, bodysuits, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics and opened hair dye, due to Australian health & hygiene regulations. Please note we follow all ACCC requirements & refunds/exchanges will be given on all faulty items not already stated in the description.
      Gift cards & YouPay Orders can not be returned and are not redeemable for cash.
      To Return items, simply post them back to us or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Windsor, Queensland.
    Visit our RETURNS Page for more information >> HERE 


    AUSTRALIA
    FREE DELIVERY - ORDERS OVER $99
    UNDER $99 - $8.95

    EXPRESS POST
    0 - 500GM - $9.95
    501GM - 1KG - $12.95
    OVER 10KG - $14.95


    NEW ZEALAND
    FREE DELIVERY
     -
     ORDERS OVER $199
    UNDER $199 - $15.95
    EXPRESS - $24.95

      FAST DELIVERY - ORDER BEFORE 2PM FOR SAME DAY DISPATCH
      CLICK & COLLECT AVAILABLE FROM OURWINDSOR WAREHOUSE
      ALL ORDERS SENT WITH FULL TRACKING

    FREE INSURANCE - All orders that select 'Signature on Delivery' during checkout receive Free Insurance, so if anything happens during transit with your order it will be 100% replaced!

    Visit our Postage Page for more information >> HERE

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    Kye Sargeant
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    It smells and has a subtle tast of bacon crisps, not a heavy lip balm. Love it!

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